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Pretty Demotivational Poster


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

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jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm
holy shit he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am
5 photos. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 photos came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
Damn! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick ass. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Don't fucking say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
Well Antarces don't have shit on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa sexy yummy pretty
Rating: 3.16/5

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MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


THE DUCK MAN - Was totally cock blocked by Andrew McCarthy


TAGS: pretty in pink jon cryer duckie
Rating: 2.81/5
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 6:20 am
Meh - he - WE all got to see Molly Ringwald nakies in years to come. One of the few good things the ninties had to offer - Mollie nakies!
Ag218 - November 10, 2008, 12:09 pm
The Senator?


BAD TAN - Oh Yeah, You Know The Ladies Love It




TRUTH OR DARE -


TAGS: pretty darn close
Rating: 4.89/5

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WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:45 am
PERFEKT.
ughomer - April 3, 2012, 11:53 am
5o 5o true.
firestarr - April 2, 2012, 10:12 am
Amen Indeed!
lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm

I figgered it would!~~
SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
5niff. The beauty of that second poem brings a tear to my eye.
MrRandom - April 1, 2012, 10:47 pm
Amen.


DEMONS -




I FEEL PRETTY - Oh so pretty..I feel pretty and witty and gaayy!* *(not that there's anything wrong with that)


TAGS: pretty
Rating: 4.25/5

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DIVORCE -


TAGS: thats pretty intense
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2011, 6:46 pm
Somebody has been watching Robin Williams again!!!
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:55 pm
Laughing too, this goes both ways. 5 L
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 11:36 am
Awe5ome! I'll chuckle over this one for weeks.
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:23 am

please don't....it still hurts down there when i laugh.


RAPHAEL - He seemed kind of shy... but he eventually came out of his shell




BEGGING -


TAGS: begging pretty please
Rating: 4.64/5

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brianjayy - February 2, 2011, 3:46 am
...not 'too' fast...and it would have been perfect...
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 8:30 pm

5 rhyming spanks...i love it


INSANITY -


TAGS: crazy weird pretty disaster cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 9:08 pm

wow


FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: fear day you can drink em pretty but you cant drink em skinny
Rating: 4.24/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:24 am
'Nuff said. Fuck off.


REMEMBER - When playing finders keepers, count how many players are in the game




MEXICAN CHICAS -


TAGS: pretty sad life cubby
Rating: 4.09/5

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ICEMAN - February 18, 2011, 7:06 am
Is it any wonder why Aggy loves the chicas?


WE DONT ARGUE ANYMORE -




COINCIDENCE -




HUH? -


TAGS: pretty and clueless
Rating: 4.69/5

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mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:07 pm
yeah...sure... I wonder how it is when they begin to think deep...lol


Sweden -


TAGS: cops sweden hot babe pretty
Rating: 4.8/5

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JesusWept - August 7, 2013, 8:35 am
On the surface yes. Underneath it's bigot heaven LOL
trbecome - August 6, 2013, 2:26 pm
True. But don't say it loud there. It's the most politically correct society in the world.
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:08 am
OOPS! Lmao
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)


ICEMAN - When you lie about your age You don't get a B-Day poster You get a "giant homo" poster


TAGS: all in good fun happy bday pretty boy
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:28 pm
Who is obsessed with whom?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:43 am
(mid google search, no doubt)
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 1:43 am
My mistake. Who could be more normaler?
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:41 am
Very. The most normalest man here.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 1:27 am
And Cubby is normal? ;)
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 1:25 am
Val...what a strange name for a man...5/5
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:12 am
Just plain beautiful. The motifake... not the picture... oh, shut up.
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 6:31 pm
Who's to say I'm lying? And as far as 'giant homo' posters go... You're by far the best Moooooooooooooooooo. Heh, heh, heh.
Produceman117 - April 14, 2010, 5:32 pm
Very funny
Fatt Matt - April 14, 2010, 12:57 pm
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 12:57 pm
Notice I never mentioned my sister......have at er boys.....she's a bitch.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 12:49 pm
Fair enough.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 12:18 pm
Uh....Your welcome....just stay away from my nieces and nephews and we'll call it even.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 12:15 pm
BURN!!! So good Mooooooooooooooooo. I haven't actually ROR'd in a while. Thanks!


SQUIRTLE - Doesn't feel pretty




IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL... -




ATTRACTION -


TAGS: pretty much
Rating: 4.36/5

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spacedog - May 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
LOL
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 6:45 pm
good one!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 L's for making my girl laugh out loud...


EVEN THE NORTHERN LIGHTS - can't pretty-up a Warthog


TAGS: a different kind of pretty
Rating: 3.9/5

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whatukno - June 18, 2010, 7:13 pm
The A-10 is by far one of the most sexy aircraft made. It just exudes kick ass.
phydeaux - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Any aircraft that is designed AROUND the main gun, rather than just shoving one in is good by me...
LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:08 am
YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTHS! That plane is a work of art! *tear*
me4891 - December 22, 2009, 3:34 pm
They are ugly, but they sure do some pretty work.
Airman - December 22, 2009, 2:32 pm
I think I have to agree with you phy
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:21 pm
2 for the plane, and 2 for the sky, but I must disagree sir. The warthog is so ugly it's beautiful...IMHO...


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.84/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
Greatness.
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!




PRETTY -




BURKAS - Like a box of chocolates You never know what you're going to get


TAGS: might be pretty
Rating: 4.5/5

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pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 10:00 am
I went to an Arab strip club once. All the guys were throwing money at the strippers and yelling 'Oi, show us yer face!'
EmilioDumphque - March 1, 2013, 4:07 am
I'll choose the one on the left.
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:19 pm
I think they cut off your head if you look at the back of their box
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Until you look at the back of the box.


PRETTY GIRL, BUT... - You're gonna want to cut me. Right?


TAGS: pretty girl pretty cut
Rating: 4.45/5

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pickleviper - June 7, 2012, 7:08 am
Cutting is bad, m'kay?
Themanofpower - June 7, 2012, 3:02 am
And thats bad how?


A SKELETON RACER - wearing an Angry Beaver helmet named Pain I'm calling my bookie right now


TAGS: pretty badass
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:59 am
Great, as always, gil.


EVEN WARTHOGS - like to be pampered now and then


TAGS: i feel pretty
Rating: 4/5

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:37 pm
Yeah, right after she is done she should get back to sammich making
Sidereal - January 28, 2010, 8:10 am
the Warthog as used bt TK'ers the world over ;)
me4891 - January 27, 2010, 12:03 pm
Fricken love that plane. Looking up in the sky, coming in low and slow and watching them tear shit up
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 11:53 am
Beautiful, just beautiful. 5 smoking 30mm craters.


NO MATTER HOW EPIC THE FIGURE... -


TAGS: achilles troy brad pitt pretty punk hollywood
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:22 pm
Cool poster. And I don't have a problem with the casting choice.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
In the Odessey, he was sufficiently "pretty" to masquerade as one of the girls at one point, but they found him by throwing some weapons in on a table - and he automatically grabbed one.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
I made this. I forgot to log. Please! No anon hating 1 votes!


I TAKE BEAR CALVARY - And raise you one.


TAGS: horse lion calvary yeah you re pretty much fucked
Rating: 2.55/5
Acey - May 6, 2009, 6:07 am
Bear calvary? I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that's a lion riding that horse.
Swicket - February 3, 2009, 7:41 pm
Spelling fail.


WEST SIDE STORY - I feel pretty and witty and...




PRETTY PLEASE! O.O - You know you can't resist... How can you say no to this?!


TAGS: pretty please you can t resist kitty
Rating: 2.17/5

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BeautyFromPain - June 12, 2009, 2:13 am
No.


PRETTY VACANT -


TAGS: youre so pretty oh so pretty sex pistols
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:44 am
Shhhhhhh... he's on his third Ashley Olsen doll.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 1:25 am
I hope Shmoe sees this and it haunts his dreams. May he never fap and post at the same time again
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:23 am
eff'n beautiful... and not just because she put out. 5L


DECORA -




BUTTERFACE -




MADNESS TAKES IT'S TOLL -


TAGS: the voices are actually pretty funny
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:51 pm
"But listen closely; 'Not for very much longer', I've got to keep control"
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:51 pm
The lights were low, the booze was cheap, and all the zebras were taken. It was a bad decision; I regret it. I don't think they'll ever let me in that zoo again. 5
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:43 pm
did somebody bang a peacock? why? caption is excellent.


CRAZY -




IN A SLOW KIND OF WAY - The Best Kind of Pretty


TAGS: yahoo answers pretty slow kind of way
Rating: 2.81/5

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facepalm - September 30, 2009, 7:48 pm
bah didnt even expect it to get approved im surprised
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 7:07 pm
Look what facepalm found online!
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:23 pm
Never look for reassurance on the internet. You only get it from Timmy's and women who've lost their heads.


ANIME EYES - CALL ME AN ARTIST.. IM ALWAYS DRAWING ATTENTION! SIMPLY GIFTED.




Wearing black -


TAGS: woman pretty model
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:57 pm
I 5Like her!


deep thoughts -


TAGS: pretty sure
Rating: 4.93/5

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Discovery thru experience -


TAGS: that dad was pretty wise
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:35 pm
Nice...5L nice!


The End Result -




AUSTIN, TX -


TAGS: move to austin friendly folks pretty town
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:20 pm

I went to college in Austin, TX....great city, strange people. The t-shirts ususlly say "keep Austin wierd"


PLAUSIBLE DENIAL -




BRILLIANCE -


TAGS: a pretty rock is still a rock
Rating: 3.14/5

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:11 am
Haar haar - you're getting _really_ good at this.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great...hope wasn,t stolen, so perfect...lol 5L,s


FAIRY TALES REDUX -




THE BB JESUS -


TAGS: he also told a pretty mean knoch knock joke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Dylan - September 23, 2009, 2:54 pm
WTF??? I guess 3 lions?
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 7:34 am
5 utterly random lions


HOW OFTEN - do you get to order pancakes by the meter?! You can find some syrup in that trough to your left...




GLOBAL WARMING -




PRETTY ISN'T IT? - BELIEVE ME, ITS A MAN


TAGS: pretty
Rating: 2.3/5

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Traps - April 27, 2009, 2:03 pm
Sometimes you just want to be hit by the Trap.. every higher animal longs for thanatos..
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:07 pm
That's not fair.


Nice Ride -




Swiss Meds for Ebola -


TAGS: swiss have been pretty quiet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedge - October 23, 2014, 8:01 pm
Ack ! Wrong save went out. 'img'.


INTUITION -




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